You're in the dentist chair, he's about to work on your teeth and you need to break wind. What do you do?

You had a curry last night so you know it'll be BAD!

You're in the dentist chair, he's about to work on your teeth and you need to break wind. What do you do?
Just let rip and tell him if he hurts you, you'll do it again!!!
Reply:Break wind better out then in
Reply:let it rip, I am having to pay the dentist, why not give him a little extra!!
Reply:Clench and hold





or if you really can't deal with it, do the one cheek spread for a silent release
Reply:I bet there are a few who have the shits in the waiting room
Reply:Fart and hope thats all you do!
Reply:just do it, you aint in front of the queen are you? everybody does it y'know.


but it's entirely up to you whether you apologise or laugh and congratulate yourself on such a belter when you've let rip
Reply:id do it but i'd never be invited back. when i have it bad trust me you dont want to be around. ive made my husbands eyes water before.
Reply:Better an empty house than an unhappy tenant...
Reply:Hold as long as possible.... dentists make me tense anyway!





Besides, the dude has a diamond-tipped drill in your mouth... don't piss him off!
Reply:just do it
Reply:Extend your index finger and point it at the Dentist or Dental Assistant. When they inquire, simply say, "Pull my finger?" he he he...
Reply:Pray.
Reply:Wherever you may be let your wind go free.


Robert Burns.
Reply:Let it rip and say there is some real gas.
Reply:You ask the Dentist to wait, so you can go to the toilet.
Reply:Just tell him you must excuse yourself but you need to go to the lavatory and may be a while, but don't overdo it or he won't fix your teeth if he thinks you h ave the runs. I know what you mean tho with curry it sort of dramatically makes it exit known. Ring sting. Or if you are so embarrassed you can't lie so well as me, tell him you have to go as you forgot to put the cooker off. You made me laugh!!
Reply:How can you not do it??? You must tell me your technique if you can manage to stop it.
Reply:I'd let a howler go, but not if the dentist had a needle near my mouth as he might make it slip with the fright.
Reply:Say "excuse me" jump out of the chair, run to the loo and let rip.
Reply:Pray,but if you do let go tell him he scared the crap out of you.PS at least you made me laugh. Here is a star for you
Reply:just do it quietly if you can,otherwise let it out and say sorry,it's your nerves.



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